Liar liar pants on fire?

Communicator of dishonesty, your britches have fusilladed

Talker of falsity, your briefs have ignited

aint no way u just did that

debater of falsifier. your slacks have set alight.

"I regret to inform you that an unfortunate occurrence has taken place, wherein I find myself in a rather compromising situation, having involuntarily discharged bodily waste into my undergarments."

“Unfortunate to our current and stressful predicament, i must regretfully inform upon you that I have involuntarily released natural body waste unto my underclothing. This bodily substance consists of food that has been through the digestive and excretory systems, having its nutrients removed and in-taken by the cardiovascular system. This bodily waste is then excremented into a bowl where it is able to be disposed of easily. This bodily waste is known as… shit.
Please have a wonderful and ever so fortunate day. Please do not find yourself in the same unfortunate predicament as myself where you will have uncontrollably shat your trousers with ever so malicious intent. Farewell, young, innocent soul. May your journey live on.”

"Regrettably, due to the unfortunate circumstances and the prevailing stress that engulfs our existence, I must convey my heartfelt apologies as I find myself obligated to disclose a rather distressing occurrence. Alas, it has come to pass that I involuntarily released a portion of nature's bodily waste into the confines of my undergarments. This bodily substance, derived from the culmination of food's transformative journey through the intricacies of the digestive and excretory systems, is bereft of its vital nutrients, which have been assimilated into the ever-pulsating realm of the cardiovascular system. This residual waste material is then expelled from the body into a designated vessel, a receptacle specifically designed for its facile disposal. This particular bodily waste, which I reluctantly bring to your attention, is commonly referred to as... faeces.

I beseech you to have an extraordinary and serendipitous day, wherein you shall not encounter the unfortunate plight that has befallen me—a lamentable episode where one finds oneself involuntarily soiling their trousers with a rather malevolent intent. Farewell, young and untainted soul. May your journey through life be ever prosperous and devoid of such distressing episodes."

Perpetuator of falsehood, your pantaloons have enkindled

Conspicuous prevaricator, thine vegetation is in favor of employment!

Deceptive deceiver, foliage for employment

Teller of the polar opposite to truth,your jeans have been set on blazes.

Have been set ablaze.

speaker of untruth, you won't do good in a phone booth

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best link ever

liar liar the worlds on fire
what u gonna do when it all burns down?

In contrast to your earlier prideful moment, during which you spoke false words to boost your self esteem, your confidence has now been entirely compromised by a spectacular show of your clothing spontaneously erupting into flame, resulting in splendid entertainment for pedestrians passing by and myself.

Good day to you, sir.

Oops, forgot about that :P

Verily, I beseech thee, behold the mendacious individual whose veracity is wanton falsehood, akin to a conflagration that engulfs the very fabric adorning their nether regions.

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I failed,Camille didn’t die,I didn’t break my arm,and I have had not bad luck so far.

Also none of the boys like me

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According to y calculations, you have expressed falsehearted behavior.

😂😂

Try

Bruh

Continue from here:
Roses are Red

my but just bled

a fly just ate my burger king bread

finally a meme that is actually good

haha bri-ish

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conversationalist of untruth, your slacks, or might i say, pantaloons, have fusiladed.

Thou deceiver, thy garments have caught on fire

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