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True, how could a scientist explain a mosasaurus fossil thousands of miles away from water it's not like James meteor splashed the boi 1000000 feet into the air the only logical explanation is a flood
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The evidence is everywhere.
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God is not the author of confusion... 1Cor.14:33 😉
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I was saying in the sense that church didn't exist when dinos were around.
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Lol! You're right! Didn't think of that. So I Googled "Dinosaur Church", and was not disappointed...😆
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Lol
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Dinosaurs aren't even real. Don't believe Lucifer's lies!
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Then what would you say the Behemoth is in Job 40:14?
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Probably a Dragon.
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Exactly. And since the word Dinosaur didn't originate untill the 1800's, all dinosaurs were called dragons up till then. Leviathan in the Bible could also be one.
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Thanks for the name calling. You must not realize that you can go to a canyon in Utah where you can actually see dinosaur tracks and bones. Among other places in the southwest U.S...

Mill Canyon Dinosaur Bone Trail https://g.co/kgs/Uyx6H1
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Why aren’t dinosaurs real?
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Do you really believe everything they say? Firstly I don't believe in the earth being a million years old. And the Dinosaurs are a cover up to hide Dragons.
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No
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from what I heard, dragons are the old school term for Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs weren’t even a term until it was invented by scientists during the 1800s. The way mythology and stories describe dragons changed our view on what they actually were back then. Besides, fossiles would prove dinosaurs existed
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Ya mean ya listen to a bunch of random people called scientists who claims to know the past and what they even looked like?
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This is known information before evolution was even a theory and when christian scientists were very common
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I think dinosaurs were very real, although a bit different from modern depiction. I also think the myth of dragons came from dinosaurs.
Job 40 15-19
Look at Behemoth,
which I made along with you
and which feeds on grass like an ox.
What strength it has in its loins,
what power in the muscles of its belly! Its tail sways like a cedar;
the sinews of its thighs are close-knit.
Its bones are tubes of bronze,
its limbs like rods of iron. It ranks first among the works of God,
yet its Maker can approach it with his sword.

That doesn’t sound like anything we have today. “Tail like a cedar” sounds like a Brachiosaurus or Apatosaurus.

I don’t believe the earth is millions of years old. If you learn evolution and the stages they think it is made in, it mirrors how God made the earth in genesis. Define dragon? How could that be more real then a dinosaur?
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Have you ever considered the tail of the Dragon is what they were talking about. It seems to talk about only 1 creature. Not many but one.
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Yeah that’s what happens when you describe an animal.
Describe what you think a dragon is for me. Because I think they are myths inspired by dinosaurs
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A Dragon is a huge creature with 4 legs, 2 wings, and 1 tail. It Breathes fire as a weapon. It has very tough skin and bone. This Dragon has roamed around the earth causing fire to the people from below. Having a Knight with a Sword to try and slay it.

Dragons are more real anyways, Cause what animal can you say the Dragon looks like? Dragons looks kind of like maybe a Lizard, But way bigger, With Wings, Lots of Huge Horns with 2 Large Main Horns. And the Skin is way tougher, And they can breathe fire

For Sauropods they look like a bigger different colored Giraffe with a Thicker Longer tail.

Besides if Job 40 15-19 was talking about a Apatosaurus or a Brachiosaurus then why is there no mention of a LONG & LARGE neck? Ya know something the Brachiosaurus & Apatosaurus have in common.
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No reptile on earth has 6 appendages. There are speculations of certain herbivorous dinosaurs having an ability similar to the bombardier beetle.
I personally think dinosaurs are more plausible.

If Job 40 15-19 is talking about a dragon, why does it not mention fire breathing, wings, horns, or tough scales. The verse literally says it feeds on plants.
In the end we are arguing over things we will never be fully sure about
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