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Oh ok. Thanks god. I love it here | MAKES A PLANET OF SICKNESS, DISEASES, WAR, HATRED, GREED, THEFT, LIES, CORRUPTION AND SUFFERING; SENDS HUMANS THERE BECAUSE HE LOVES THEM | image tagged in memes,advice god | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
387 views 14 upvotes Made by Saries 2 years ago in Dark_humour
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4 ups, 2y,
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Just a little context. Sickness, war, hatred, greed, etc. and death itself did not exist when God first made the world. We just screwed everything up and suffered the consequences.
1 up, 2y
Yes, I agree 💯
1 up, 2y,
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You sure? Read Genesis again.
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1 up, 2y,
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I’ve read Genesis like twenty times. There was no corruption of any kind aside from the rebellion of Satan and humans
1 up, 2y,
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Try reading it again then.

There was no Satan in Genesis.
They were cast out of Eden to live a life of SUFFERING, down to menstrual cramps.
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Those things didn’t exist until AFTER Adam and Eve sinned. The world outside of the garden was perfect too, but their sin brought a curse on the planet
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So what I said then?
Sinned? How? They had no knowledge of sin, remember?
Wisdom and knowledge of good & evil came from partaking of the fruit from whence the GodS got theirs. The Serpent God merely welcomed people to it. The bad God - a jealous and vengeful God (His words) - got miffed and cast the 3 to a life of suffering.
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1 up, 2y,
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There was only one thing that they knew was wrong, which is what God specifically told them (not to eat fruit from the tree of the knowledge of god and evil). Sin is disobedience to God, meaning when they ate the fruit, they were sinning. Also, God is jealous, in the sense that he doesn’t want people worshipping fake gods over him, and vengeful in that he punished nations that fought the Israelites.
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2 ups, 2y
But this is a meme website. I’m not here to argue against other people’s beliefs, I’m here to laugh at random stuff. Let’s just agree to disagree and call it a day
0 ups, 2y,
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"I am YHWH your God, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourselves an idol, nor any image of anything that is in the heavens above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: you shall not bow yourself down to them, nor serve them, for I, YHWH your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children, on the third and on the fourth generation of those who hate me, and showing loving kindness to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.

— Exodus 20:2-6 (WEB)"

Don't distort what Yahweh says, he might smote thee.
0 ups, 2y
Bro really uses the WEB XD
3 ups, 2y
1 up, 2y,
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Actually cast them here as punishment. And the world has been ruled by evil ever since. By him.
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So evil is more power than god and god permits evil? If the devil and hell exist to punish evil people than the devil is gods coworker and working for god as an employee, therefore god created evil, the devil and hell.
That’s actually in line with Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

So “god” is both peaceful and evil. That makes perfect sense actually because we live in the world of dualities.
Dark, light, good, evil, happy, sad etc.
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Permits? Oh, you got the line. Nice save before anyone else can bring it up...... almost.
Yes, CREATED evil.

"If the devil and hell exist to punish evil people than the devil is gods coworker and working for god as an employee, therefore god created evil, the devil and hell."

There is no Devil.
There is no Hell. Hell is just a hole, as in a grave, or it's Gehenna, and there's one reference to Hades.

The Satan, if you mean, sits with the other Gods in the Divine Council. He acts as an accuser, an adversary on the behalf of Yahweh.

The duality, as well as the concept of one God, an evil Satan, spiritual plane, afterlife, apocalypse, etc, are Zoroastian concepts. You can say Ahura Mazda created Yahweh,
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Yup. All that. I’m a nondualist meaning we are the many faces of god. We are god in human clothes.
The same nothing (spirit) looking out from behind your eyes and using your senses to taste, touch, heart and see, is the same nothing looking out from behind everybody’s eyes.

I was raised Catholic with catholic school etc. At 42 years old I had a spiritual awakening. For the last nine years I’ve worked on further developing Christ / Krishna consciousness, Buddha nature, universal big mind, awareness etc etc.
Deeper and deeper I go into 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 which is aware of the mind.
Christ said I Am the Light.
We are all 𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑻 light. Each of us the light which lights up the world.
Awareness, which appears shared but is 1, is 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒉 Christ referred to.
That which we all appear to share, but is one. In Hinduism, they say not one not two.
Awareness has never changed, it is neither male nor female, it is pure, clear, and always on, even in deep sleep.
In my meditation practice last year, I was able to achieve what’s called the Turiya state where I was able to maintain and stay as awareness while the body / mind slept.
Basically, I, awareness, stayed aware, awake and on (the light) while I the body slept.
It was a profound experience and yet it is the everyday experience at all times.
Years of contemplative prayer and deep meditation practices along with many psychedelic experiences have made me realize my true nature as awareness.
Disidentifying with the body and mind and identification with and as awareness is what every spiritual teacher has been saying.
Adyashanti is my primary teacher / guru the last 4 years. Did 3 day retreat last month. Phenomenal experience. 𝑰 𝑨𝒎.
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"we are the many faces of god"

No, the many faces of god is us. That's why God hates what we hate, and loves us and all that we (individuals) are because we're so totally awesome.

There is no spirit. Hence why it's gone when we're asleep, numbed when we're drunk, and totally bonkers when we poison ourselves with nuerotoxic alkaloids.
Which reminds me, psychedelics may seem utterly amazing now, but they ain't so cute when you need heavy meds to quell the voices in you head when you wake up to a chorus of them dancing in your head. And with even longer term use, fried synapses tend to not provide for an optimal experience when you're trying to function on a daily basis. Scizophrenia, which they can lead to, is not fun, nor the further deterioration we called dementia.
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