The cherry jelly bean flavored seltzer water was a lie!

Flavored seltzer water isn't terrible in my eyes. I'd rather drink actual soda over it, but I won't turn it down if I'm offered.

The problem i had wasn't being offered it from someone, the cans made it look like it was full of flavor. I bought a couple cans. It was basically unflavored seltzer with a tiny drop of a vague cherry taste.

Oh, you're talking about the stuff in cans, got it. I was talking about the bottled stuff you get from Walmart that's kind of like soda.