Being black

In the 1750's

AYO

no n word pass

But the cops don’t shoot you in sight
You’re welcome

You're albino

I get a ghost bodyguard that only I can see and it can punch faster than the speed of sound, plus it can stop time if I train with it enough.

you have a 10% chance to get arrested for 2 weeks

And possibly have my entire bloodline be hunted down by a vampire with the same ability?

yes

(wait actually are u a man tho?)

kinda.
im trans

ah

ye...
so,im tecniclly a girl

okay

time control

i could speed it up for certain things, or slow it down, reverse or fast forward

But you can only skip by 5 seconds,

i can just spam it then

Fair

this guy

testicular cancer

but your a women:

va**nal cancer

but your a man:

dick cancer

but its 2023 so everyone has both of those cancers

ok then you have both

to get all people under the age of 8 to love me

Cops

what

i get to have sex

only with people of the same gender that have down syndrome

only with people the same gender as you

Being able to summon my favorite pokemon at will (including oc´s)

they are all aggressive towards you

they immediately try to kill you

uh
this is that one exeption where i say no

bro is making up rules now

yk what. nvm

naw

nuh uh

oh helm ya

Who needs superpowers when I can be batman who can defeat literally anyone or anything

you are batman

but you're poor

Ok
I don’t need no mansion, if I’m poor batman I probably spent all my money on badass gadgets so I’m set

Relive my best moments

but you die if you relive them for more then 1 hour

sounds fine

You have changed as a person and hate that you used to be happy and gain no joy from reliving them