roast me ig

you soo f**king dumb if you threw yourself at the ground you would miss

you honestly are really pretty i would date you

If you wanna get heated, then maybe you should see the Sun once in awhile.

no wonder you're wearing a mask

remember this?
Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort

you like the type of girl who never has gotten covid before. Not because you wear a mask, but because not even a virus wants you

You look like you fake mental illnesses starting at A and ending at G for go touch some go***mn grass, and it looks like you say “i would never do drugs” and then goes to the bathroom to snort whatever your podunk town sells as if it were gum.

Ngl

now im bout to get the packing on yo stuff boi u look like a zestful squirrel monkey black ah boi u look like you chew on diceratop ankles bitch ah boi yo momma built like an overweight camel fat ah momma i bet she chew on obnoxious tampons with her fat ah and i caught yo grandpa chewing on corkscrews dumb ah boi tell me why i caught yo ass chewing on coordinated tin can with yo fat ah boi u look like a rambunctious sea slime with yo stupid ah boi yo breathe smell like some cumbersome clothes hangers ugwy as boi you look like a double stuffed charcoal covered slim jim with ya black ah boi u smell like a rambunctious cheese burger with ya musty ah tell me why i saw u kung fu fighting with a invincible muskrat

Quit copypasting packgod

I don't want to.. but since you asked..

Emo monochrome attire from the hair down

I can tell by the way you type that you're fat.

your dad is the only thing less visible then your eyebrows

Age?

Your polish. Is that not enough

u look pretty why would I insult u

Simp

Simp

simp

not

Haven't I already roasted you? Oh wait, the girl I roasted was pretty.

yea
anyway i think i had a seizure so my day sucks now

You had a seizure?

i think
i had a few symptoms

if u had a seizure you'd be in the hospitak

Not true, seizures aren’t just GAOAVEISHSNSHEIBSKWGDJEBSJEB shaking and screaming, for many of my epileptic friends they’re minor space-outs

Only if it was the first one they had. If they get diagnosed with epilepsy, welp that sucks. They will be put on medication and if they have another one, you will report it to the doctor and they will tell you how much more of said medication you should take.

yeah no it was my first one

Oof

true

u r actually pretty tho ngl

no

yeah i can't

I would ask u out ngl,

why tho

because you look pretty and seem nice

uh ok

really can't take a compliment at all

Compliment a boy you're a suckup, compliment a girl you're a simp. What has this world come to?

Goth female Harry Potter

You look like that girl who posts a pic and says their ugly to fish for complements

Looks like you drew your eyebrows on with 15% opacity

You look like the type of person who says "I will never be pretty" to fish for compliments

bro wait you're so f**king pretty
the only thing i can roast is the glasses ig, they look a bit Jeffery Dahmer like