Retrothefloof's Announcement Template (by SimoTheFinlandized)

I am the all-consuming void at the end of life. I am chaos, i am entropy. I am everything, yet i am nothing. I am everywhere, yet i am nowhere. I see all, yet i see nothing. I am alive, yet i am dead.

My OC in a nutshell

> be me
> be an idiot
> know the bathtub water is hot
> step in it anyway
> burn myself
> hate myself for doing that even though I knew it was hot

Welp-

> be me
> mention the above
> let the bathtub fill with hot water
> get in it like an idiot
> probably give myself third degree burns
> stay in the bathtub anyway

Mmmm

Ready to scream, and release mustard gas in my teacher's classroom

The wonders of mixing ammonia and bleach, am I right? :>

Chloroform is always fun to make

F

Makes me feel like Walter White

Hmm yes

Nah <3

Henlo

Hiya.