roast me

the party city Jeffery Dahmer

A little bit of Harry Potter try jard

yeah by a little

kmart jeffery dahmer lookin ahh

goofy ahh 💀

why u kinda look like young slimecicle

The last guy any girl would ever wanna date.

Look at you rocking the $2 glasses with the K-Mart hoodie! I bet you get all the girls in that science class you're in!

SLIMECICLE?

Awwwww putin and Jeffery Dahmer had an itty witty babyyyyy!

You somehow look like you get straight As and Fs in school at the same time

Nah he aint got no straight at all

Man looks like 7/11 slimecicle

kracken-your glasses

Why is he holding a bird in his mouth

you look like the off-brand version of this dude

(Cracks neck) Alright then.

Damn bro, why you look like Jeffery Dahmer from Wish This dude looks like he would ask his crush out to prom with a powerpoint presentation saying "HeRe ArE ThE FoLlOwInG ReAsOnS wHY YOu SHoULd GO TO PrOM WIth ME." You also look like Slimecicle if you ordered him off of Wish. You look like you're about to shoot up your local high school. I dont want to hear nun from you.

This post is only funny if said out loud

Your hair looks like someone shit on your head and smeared it around then froze it so it would stay

Are you in the showers at a gym or school? You surely have better places to do this!

You look like pro gamer Retals

Dollar Store Nathaniel Bandy

That’s an insult to Nathaniel Bandy

Oh god I feel bad now

I could make you in Mii Maker on my switch. But I don’t want to ruin my switch, my switch only has one good controller.

*cracks knuckles* here we go again…

Finally, someone without a forehead bigger than Jupiter. You look like that one NPC in any middle school class that doesn’t achieve anything but doesn’t get in trouble either. You also look like a knockoff BwaJack.

You look like Jeffery Dahmer if he never did anything bad but instead he went down a line of selling crack and using the money on prostitutes and then overdose on crack so much that you look like a normal kid

selling crack is bad...

ik

Crack overdose doesn’t make you look younger, it just makes you significantly uglier

Oh so that explains you

Correct.

fr

No seriously tho google what crack addicts look like, they look awful.

ik

VIGINITY MAN