“No need to thank me”

AYO

my man momment

Smooth asf

cannibalism

Took me a while to get this ngl
And just in case you want a stream for this...
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Best wingman

the pizza is not there

I would ask them to come over and the peel their skin of their leg slowly, not fatal but INCREDBLY painfull

it's all fun and games until you realize they are both related

the pizza hasn't been delivered yet

I have an FBI agent too