Solution
Reject all relationships
Become duck 🦆

bro has no one XD

when you and another guy are fighting over the same girl and come to the conclusion that there won't be any conflict if there's no girl.

This is why you don't date. It may sound crazy but trust me. Sometimes not existing in the world will actually sound better.

I fell in love with a bridge

True...

as usual, the globalist always wants to kill someone

I almost had a gf, we could really get along it was sm fun and i really thought it could be something, and then we had a date and she basically friendzoned me :( life teaches me once again not to fall in love but i thought life that you can't break something that's already broken

I had a gf once in 6th grade, but i broke up with her because i thought our relationship wasn't going anywhere. SO I RETURNED TO NEZUKO

it was probably your mustache

I think otherwise

I once got rejected by my crush and my friend says that she talks about me and says she hates me 🥲

I wish i could tbh

I fell in love the jumped of a bridge

*then

God bless you, may you always see the light.

Thanks

Can- *sniff* confrim.