roast me

Your forehead signed a restraining order with your hairline.

I new Covid was serious when your eyebrows started social distancing from your hairline

You ain't got a fourhead you got a fivehead

sixhead

sevenhead

eighthead

ninehead

tenhead

elevenhead

Twelvehead

thirteenhead

Fourteenhead

Fifteenhead

Sixteenhead

Your hair indents like an open book

Oooooooh, cartoon bouta get sent to the principal for having her phone out

actually I'm on my school Chromebook

And how is everyone else taking notes?

$30 uber from forehead to eyebrows, id say around $24 from one eyebrow to the other

These insults are smaller than your eyeballs

You look like the bare minimum girl I would date, but lucky enough to be life-long.

Some people palm basketballs, the best you can do is a pinball

It would take the same amount of Time to walk to New York from California as it would to walk across your eyebrows to your hairline

Awkward little bi person? More like bi yourself, look at those disproportionate hands bruh. To speak of agent orange victims lmao

blud got small hands 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

mine are smaller💀💀💀

bluds hands are tiny 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

like a hand of a small animal

bro I could play tic tac toe on her forehead

Judging from the wrists, you must be 330 kilos and look like a f**king whole wale

*whale

Your nose looks like a chemical bottle used in Breaking Bad.

you look like maui from moana 💀💀

💀

Your forehead is bigger then your entire set of hands

My hands were 5 and yours were 10… now they’re 13 but yours are still 10…

Bro really had to establish the rules AND have an example

Get back to dividing fractions and pay attention

There is a 15 Dollar Uber From Your forehead to your eyebrows

your brain can't get enough oxygen, and this you're stoopid

thus*

Your hairline be looking like the McDonald’s logo

its says "let them eat cake" in the background she took it a bit to literally

kenny pickett sized hands

Bruh the only thing your fatass accomplished during school was taking a massive shit after lunch “yAy I lOsT wEiGhT!”