Um, excuse me what the actual f**k are you doing in my house

WTF

even iceu is flabbergasted 💀

fr

lmaooooo

Did I stutter?

why.

I'm a chess player but like what the f**k bro!?

no

and this is when I go to the other chess match down the hall

thoueth shalleth entereth helleth byeth myeth lifeth

no. stop. this is wrong.

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das not chess

cropped furry porn

We do a slight amount of trolling

OF COURSE YOU POSTED THIS

So true!

dad what

You see son this is how you were born

by playing chess?

Yes

who won?

Me

I put my castle in her queen till I checkmate

wait just a minute. there arent any castles in chess. and you cant put a castle into a queen.

The tower thing idfk

dad you havent played chess before have you

I have

Naww