UNO Draw 25 Cards

YES!!!! POETRY!!!!!

Permission to poetry-roast you to demonstrate my skills?

Roast me I want to see your skills

Ok! I'll even roast you from the POV of a toilet for one of them!

1. The cloud of flies appears first
The buzzing deafening to the ear
The smell's the absolute worst
You can't have showered within a year!

2. Roses are red, violets are blue
Your face is so sickening it could give me the flu
I'm sure you know what sanitizer would do
If it touched the skin of diseases like you!

3. (toilet POV)
I am a toilet, you know what I do
I only eat people who remind me of poo
As that is my duty, this fact remains true
The ideal dinner for me would be you!

4. Roses are red, violets are blue
Sugar is sweet, and I guess you can be too
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head!

5. Oh no, what do I do about this situation?
I took one look at you, now I need medication!
Saying you look repulsive is no revelation.
What to do with this information?
I've got an idea- Defenestration!
You plummet through the sky
To make a mess on the earth below
Your face can't hurt me even if you try
We should've done this ages ago!

#5 is really good

My favourite is #2, these are not my best work but they are acceptable!

Good job

Thanks! Now if you want, you can poetry-roast me back! XD

Nah

BRO SHUT YO HAWAII TONE IPHONE MYPHONE CHICKEN BONE DING DONG BING BONG SAMSUNG LOOKING MOUTH

Says the person who is spewing more random nonsense then an average 2-year-old...

I just put the most random words that kind of rhymes with hawaii tone😂😂

BTW I was just joking around because I wanted to try out rhymes in a roast to see if anyone would laugh at them(I expected you to say that lol)

Good roasting btw

Thx

yw I was joking with the roast above

I know :)

👍👌agree

1. good and relatable meme
2. It even rhymes

Thanks!

Clever nice !

Sounds like a rhyme Disney would've used a century ago.

nice

I don't usually upvote memes, I upvoted this one :)

Uno draw 25 is actually page 1?!?!

Yes and I don't know how

Yeah it’s usually just your average ignored new tab meme

Yep :1

I stay up untill 10pm playing Pikmin 2

oh nice
Did not see that ryhme coming

Bro that rhyme is fire tho

at first, I was like huh? and then i read the rest

The perfect rhyme

I wish i could upvote this a MILION times

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[image deleted] wrong pot?

Yup.

I thought this was ai

Time to use this in my English cla-

Me who strict parents and have limited time to play video games and 2 days a week:

Yes

Interesting

because my strict parents force me to go to sleep

Lol

also my cousin is younger than me and to use his phone whenever he wants when I am barley allowed to use my phone.