Ok! I'll even roast you from the POV of a toilet for one of them!
1. The cloud of flies appears first
The buzzing deafening to the ear
The smell's the absolute worst
You can't have showered within a year!
2. Roses are red, violets are blue
Your face is so sickening it could give me the flu
I'm sure you know what sanitizer would do
If it touched the skin of diseases like you!
3. (toilet POV)
I am a toilet, you know what I do
I only eat people who remind me of poo
As that is my duty, this fact remains true
The ideal dinner for me would be you!
4. Roses are red, violets are blue
Sugar is sweet, and I guess you can be too
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head!
5. Oh no, what do I do about this situation?
I took one look at you, now I need medication!
Saying you look repulsive is no revelation.
What to do with this information?
I've got an idea- Defenestration!
You plummet through the sky
To make a mess on the earth below
Your face can't hurt me even if you try
We should've done this ages ago!
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