The toaster 2.0

i'd put you down

You can't hurt me or kill me

I will take away your internet.

And then what

And force you to do the schoolwork you never did.

And after that...?

idk

We all know where this is going

Bring you to church

poison you

I would hang you above a cliff for all 24

Howdya know I had a fear of heights

I'm Death from Final Destination

Poison you

I forgot to add some rules. You can't kill me.

Goddammit

Hehe

feed you to some crocodiles

You cannot kill me

drop you off in the Outback

You can't abandon me

f**k you

I'll just ignore you then

You can't ignore me too :troll:

you will help me build a gaming pc, if you object it will result in crocodile

B-but idk about tech >w<

crocodile it is then

NO WAIT

too late

Drop you from a bridge

Nuh uh

Yuh uh

You can't kill me

Yes i can i literally just need a knife or something

What if i have a Glock 17?

Then i have a glock 18

Memechat