The toaster 2.0

i'd put you down

Bring you to church

https://i.imgflip.com/7kypil.gif

We all know where this is going

I would hang you above a cliff for all 24

Howdya know I had a fear of heights

I'm Death from Final Destination

poison you

You can't hurt me or kill me

I will take away your internet.

And then what

And force you to do the schoolwork you never did.

And after that...?

idk

Poison you

I forgot to add some rules. You can't kill me.

Goddammit

Hehe

feed you to some crocodiles

You cannot kill me

drop you off in the Outback

You can't abandon me

f**k you

I'll just ignore you then

You can't ignore me too :troll:

you will help me build a gaming pc, if you object it will result in crocodile

B-but idk about tech >w<

crocodile it is then

NO WAIT

too late

Drop you from a bridge

Nuh uh

Yuh uh

You can't kill me

Yes i can i literally just need a knife or something

What if i have a Glock 17?

Then i have a glock 18

Memechat