The toaster 2.0

Probably a fight to the death, considering how polar-opposite in every single way we are.

I'd try to escape

Kill you then eat you if I can’t find food

Since you’re a literal animal

Why not anal sex instead /j

Mental retardation

No

Pwease.

No

You sure? My s**tty ass is really tight. (What the f**k am i doing)

What the actual f**k are you saying dude I’ll pay for your therapy

You don't have to-

What the actual f**k?

No one wants the zeroussy

see if the PS5 is working

say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead

Idk
probably Get to know you

Question everything and then check to see if the guest gaming controller has batteries

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