Yansa and Khala, the Tlanuwa siblings

bob: would you like to simulate 9/11

Yansa: NO!!!
Khala: the prospect tempts me 😏

bob: cool yansa is north tower and that stack of paper is the south tower

Any last words?

Khala: I'll start planning your funeral now

Oh, you fool.... My life already ended years ago...

In.. a.. war...

I command the dead, so once i kiill you, you will be a part of my army!

Nope!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHHAHA

Life: Whu are u?

Yansa: hello there, little one
Khala: YEET THE CHILD
Yansa: no
*yeets her instead*
Yansa: anyways, little one, would you like this high tech compound crossbow?

Life: I got my own!!

*Suddenly a floating golden bow appears in the air*

Yansa: oh ok

*it disappears*

Gundam birds

Yansa: da heck is Gandum

(anime robots. The wings remind me of them.)

Waltuh Potato: would you like to kill edgyhead

Yansa: YES!!!
Khala: he sounds like a valuable ally 😏

Waltuh Potato: "what's with the suggestive smirking emojis"

Khala: because I'm evil and he would be a great evil ally mwahaha!