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Yall shoulda thought of that before yall named it soccer

Fr

Im Australian and I call it soccer, mostly bcs there's so many sports with the other football (rugby, AFL, NRL etc) that you can just call football, or footy

Dear Americans:

Why do you call it army time? Are you really so self-centered that you have the audacity to call something that the rest of the world does "army time" just because your military uses it?

Sincerely, everyone else

I used to call it barbarian time lmaoo

what the f**k is a MILIMETER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Dear rest of the world:

We don't care

Sincerely, Americans

Dear America:

Says the mf who sent millions to die in proxy wars just because a politician said the word "communist" once

Sincerely, est of the world

who did that
also communism is dangerous

No one did, I was just overexaggerating the Cold War

Ohhhh lmaooo

In that case:

Says the mfs who tested a new bomb on a civilization bc someone dropped a few fireworks in Pearl Harbor

Sincerely, Japan

Dear America

Says the mf who invented a holiday for Mexicans just as an excuse to eat tacos

Sincerely, Mexico

LMAO

Stfu that is a soccer ball