has this happened?

YO GUYS LOOK 096 IS BALLING

HE BALLIN

mhm

YO LOOK, SCP 096 IS BA- *filing dies*

Bruh
Why did my phone autocorrect it

what would it be?

Oh
I mean
Autocorrected "f-ing" into filling

ok

096 is ballin?

awww hell naw man he ain't gonna live a second when he hears the alarm💀💀💀💀💀

frr 💀💀

How tf did bro enter the foundation at level 4, you supposed to be a janitor first bro 🫥

bro thought you could outnerd me

/j

gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.

synced.

Why does the letter and everything look so real XD

W

Welcome to the foundation.

Gentlemen, start the death countdown.

First day on the job and causing a broken masquerade scenario...

Guess I'll have to do this.

BERRYMAN-LANGFORD, I respect your style.

just wait until he finds out about level 6.../j lmfao

I’m sending in MTF Alpha-1, “Red Right Hand” to terminate you for blatantly disclosing sensitive intel to civilian personnel. Do not resist. — The Administrator.

HEY WHAT ABOUT ME-

Nuh uh, the administrator uses resh-1, not alpha-1

It's all good until one of the scp breach containment

Is that real?
TELL ME IT IS AND HOW TO GET IT I WANNA MEET MAH BOI SCP-049

No sadly 😔😔😔

[image deleted] while you still can

I'd guess it's a pretty good job if you got level 4 clearance that fast.

Bro is going to die on his first day

W

Insane

Good job! You got a level 4 one! That's pretty good. I got a black one that said '05' or something on it when I joined. Don't know why.

My guy, your the highest ranking here in the foundation.