BOWSER CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER

This one is for my one and only true love
Princess Peach
Peach, you're so cool
And with my star, we're gonna rule
Peach, understand
I'm gonna love you 'til the very end
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong too
A thousand troops of Koopas couldn't keep me from you
Princess Peach, at the end of the line
I'll make you mine, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
I love you, oh
Peaches, Peaches, Peach, Peach

bro, bowser is a SIMP

peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, I love you!

Makes a guy come out of his shell, you know

PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES

I'm going to see it today

Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches, Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches Peaches, I LOOOVE YOOOOUUUU OOOOOOOH!

"Love really makes a guy come out of his shell."
-Jack Black, 2023

PEACH UR SO COOL
AND WITH MY STAR WE ARE GONNA RULE

:0)

Peach. Understand. I'll only love you till the very end

I mean, it's the reason why he won't stop kidnapping Peach.

Imagine repeatedly kidnapping you crush, threatening to murder her whole family if she doesn't marry you then her boyfriend comes to beat the shit out of you.

Basically what happens in every Mario game when Bowser kidnaps Peach.

Um, well, aktually, Mawio isn't his girlfweind, so, um, you're wrong.

Yes

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peeaaaches!!!!

:0)

I LOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUU OHHHHHHHHH

Mario, Luigi, and a Donkey Kong too
A thousand troops of Koopas couldn't keep me from you
Princess Peach, at the end of the line
I'll make you mine, oh

Peaches, peaches, PEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH

The end

bruh you gotta wait a couple of months before posting spoilers