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2 ups, 2y
I believe that abortion is wrong and that it should be avoided as much as possible. However I do recognize that there are cases such as rape, incest, or either the mother or child won’t survive the pregnancy where abortion would be necessary and it should be an option.
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None, except where the mother would die, very young pregnancy, or incest. People should own up to what they created, and rape victims don’t have to keep the child, but he/she should not be punished for they can’t control.
0 ups, 2y,
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What about rape? If its rape, I would say abort it-
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1 up, 2y,
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It’s not the baby’s fault though. I say if the mother doesn’t want it, he/she would be adopted. Also, an abortion might just be more damaging to the mothers mental health. Also we should have stricter rules about rape, such as a death penalty to help lower rates.
0 ups, 2y
Agree 110%.
1 up, 2y,
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The very way you word the question cedes ground to the baby-killers. Degenerates have managed to commandeer the language and make it suit their needs. Killing babies is now "abortion", sodomites are now "gay", etc.
0 ups, 2y
You are correct… but everyone here knows that abortion means killing babies, so it will suit us quite nicely.
0 ups, 2y
If the life of a mother is in danger then it should always be allowed.
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We should not only outlaw all abortion, we should go one step further and outlaw all contraception, and what’s more, encourage people to f**k as much as possible. (Our strong pro-life, pro-promiscuity and pro-erotic content stances are how Conservative Party challenges both Right and Left orthodoxy). “Be Fruitful And Multiply!” That is a command the average Christian NPC forgets.

“But, Slobama, how will all these human beings be fed and clothed and housed????!?!?!!!!??!” —Average Leftist NPC

The Earth has no inherent “carrying capacity” (a concept derived from dehumanizing Darwinist “science.”) As laid out in the Bible, God created a perfect world in 7 days and put enough bountiful resources upon it to sustain an infinite number of His creations. Our blessed Earth currently houses 7+ billion human beings without any problems, and if our policies were enacted we could easily see that number skyrocket to 1 trillion or more within just a few generations.

All will be provided for at Elon Musk levels of prosperity, provided they keep the faith and do the Lord’s work of course. All that must be done to attain this bountiful future is to reject Leftism in all its forms.
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Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
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All within the confines of MARRIAGE* of course. The only way to raise a family!

*Multiple marriages allowed as long as done sequentially.
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Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
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Yeah but that would mean voting for Mike Pence or someone like that. Blah. No
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Why would it mean that?
0 ups, 2y
God created everything in 6 days, not 7, and as far as the perfect world itself goes, it was 4 days (days 5 and 6 were creatures)
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1 up, 2y,
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The father should be the one who decides.
0 ups, 2y,
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What if the father wants to kill the child but the mother wants to keep it?
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1 up, 2y,
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The father's will is law.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
that's sick
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1 up, 2y,
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Actually it's mercy.
0 ups, 2y,
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That's not man's decision to make
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1 up, 2y,
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It is if he's holding the biggest stick.
0 ups, 2y,
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Big sticks don't determine morals. We're not apes.
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Homo Sapiens are apes. And morality belongs to those who hold the power.
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And after these things I heard a great voice of much people in heaven, saying, Alleluia; Salvation, and glory, and honour, and power, unto the Lord our God:

For true and righteous are his judgments: for he hath judged the great w**re, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand.

And again they said, Alleluia And her smoke rose up for ever and ever.

And the four and twenty elders and the four beasts fell down and worshipped God that sat on the throne, saying, Amen; Alleluia.

And a voice came out of the throne, saying, Praise our God, all ye his servants, and ye that fear him, both small and great.

And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.

Let us be glad and rejoice, and give honour to him: for the marriage of the Lamb is come, and his wife hath made herself ready.

And to her was granted that she should be arrayed in fine linen, clean and white: for the fine linen is the righteousness of saints.

And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of God.

And I fell at his feet to worship him. And he said unto me, See thou do it not: I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren that have the testimony of Jesus: worship God: for the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.

And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.

And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.

And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.

And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords.
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what makes you think you'd ever get sent to heaven?
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I'm not, cause it doesn't exist. I won't exist after I die to even contemplate an eternity living in a cloud playing the harp all day in a long white dress. Heaven for me would be an endless state of conquest and bronze-age style siege's on enemy populations.

Now THIS is heaven for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjhfXwbhbm8
1 up, 2y,
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Have fun with that. You know who holds the biggest stick?
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Me.
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And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;

That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.

And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.

And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
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1 up, 2y
Something, something 2,000 year old mumbo jumbo...
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I'm sure that's exactly what you're gonna say when you're standing before God having to answer for your actions
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1 up, 2y
I hope God know's Jiu Jitsu, otherwise I'm gonna kick his ass up and down the pearly gates and then Satan's next.
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1 up, 2y
I'll invite Thor and Mars and we can tag team Gabriel and his legions.
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1 up, 2y
But I won't invite Odin, he's too busy doing Odin shit.
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have fun with that, but don't say I didn't warn you
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If I ever get sent to heaven, first thing I'm gonna do is chokeslam angel Michael through a table WWE-style then go go play DOOM 3 against Satan's minions. Then cool off drinking wine in Elysium before stopping by Valhalla to play darts with some Valkyries.
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you'll exist, and you'll wish you didn't
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You're basing that all on a fantasy book written my tribesmen in the desert 2,000 years ago. Men who didn't know dinosaurs existed and thought the earth was only a few thousand years old. There have been many gods and religions to follow. All of them are complete fantasy, fantasy that can be debunked through basic scientific research.

There is no human soul, no heaven and no hell, no angels or demons, Gods or ghosts. When somebody dies their brain is destroyed and they cease to exist. We will never see our loved ones again or our friends wo have died, because they aren't in heaven, because they simply do not exist anymore.

That make sense? Or are you going to throw cope at me even more?
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