You heard it folks! Trollface is a Florida man!

huh

This guy

Trollface

John: Hey mister! How's the prototype going?

collector: figuring out how to duplicate this pain in the ass cryingforge took forever but now i'm making decent progress.

collector: wait, now i see why it's called CRYINGforge

John: Because of the sticky substance it produces?

collector: that part was easy, it's magical properties were the hard part.

i'll get back to you once it's done.

John: Well, it is made primarily from magic, but what do you mean?

(wont be able to respond for 6 hours cause of school)

(a group of 12 men armed with rifles bust through the door)
???: There it is! (grabs CRYINGforge and attaches a strange looking device to it)

John: Ey mister! So when will it be ready, and what do you mean with its magical part?

Eggy is from Sparta
Trollface is from Florida