My fellow Memelords, and people of the interwebz, thank you. We the shitposters of Imgflip are now joined in a great sitewide effort to rebuild our forums and restore its promise for all of our people. Together we will determine the course of Imgflip, and the internet, for many, many years to come. We will face challenges. We will confront hardships, but we will get the job done. Despite all the candidates on offer, the wonderful users of this stream have put their faith in me and for that I am eternally grateful for your support and the faith in my responsibility with power in which you have gracefully entrusted me with.
I want to pay my respects to the great President Fak_u_lol for his many months of service and his iron will to make the world a better place and leave the stream in a better position than when he found it. To you President Fak, in spite of our differences you have my respect and admiration, thank you.
As for my plans as President, I will firstly fight for YOUR right to freedom of speech and expression and uphold your ability to think and act as you see fit.
I will start a new weekly update meme where the people can speak directly with me to air their concerns for I believe that I am your elected representative, not your leader nor dictator. In that I am here to represent your will and fight for you and you have every right to state your opinions on my efforts and discuss how I may improve upon my work.
I will take the fight to the gnomes and put an end to their shenanigans once and for all. So that we all may live in peace and solemn freely determined destiny, free from fear or incursion.
I will work with my congressional colleagues to reform the congress so that the will and rights of the people are the first priority and bring a forum to interact with your elected representatives.
Why? Because MoonMan said so. #YesWeCan
You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other Moon. I just wanna tell you bout my feelingz. Gotta make you understand
I'm:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
God bless this stream, God bless you all and God bless America! Thank you, Thank you very much!
