Encounter with a furry (they died)

Bro said God is an imaginary friend?

*Heavy breathing*

POV: them after I said that (literally)

“don’t make me call up the furry army!” Shiver me Timbers! I’m quaking in my boots, and biting my nails!

oof

dam danel

I could fell the pain and I'm in a different continent and on top of that I'm an anti furry

DAMN

💀

Furry army, hell yeah

"Your belief that you are a real animal"
me:

Ooh, gottem