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"Ah, I am sorry to interrupt the mortal and "gods" business here"

"Ah, I am sorry to interrupt the mortal and "gods" business here" | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Collector: I've overheard your conversations with other beings, your name is Gabriel, right?

You claim to serve "the god who created all"

Well a god didn't create anything. At least not in this reality. *Points at crystal of creation*

So I'm guessing you're not from here.
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Gabriel: *looks at the crystal* you only carry a fraction of the lord's power.
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Collector: sometimes it isn't power that matters. It's how you use it.
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Gabriel: you are right but I need to ask you a question
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Collector: what is your question?
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Gabriel: Do you know of any witches
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Collector: *looks at Gabriel suspiciously*

Mainly ones that fight for good.
Why do you ask?
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Gabriel: All witches are blasphemous beings that shall be smited
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Collector: clearly you haven't heard of inkmatas.

She helped me fight beldum, who claimed to be god himself and wanted to drive the multiverse into chaos. We all still heavily doubt what he said is true.

She has saved hundreds in the citadel

And don't even get me started about when she fought diabolus
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Gabriel: allow me to explain the horrific legacy her family left behind on the people of this planet
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Collector: I know she's related to Calamitas, who started the century long calamity. but she has stopped disasters that could FAR outweigh that in damage caused. So I think she has more than made up for that.

And allow me to remind you, she fought DIABOLUS, who is the enemy of god, who you work for. Right?

And he said he would return once he was sent back to hell. So I think you have a common enemy.
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The Traveler: Too long
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Gabriel: Her family legacy is a cruel one. Back in the roman times. Calamità was an cruel man born with brimestone magic. He tortured the Christians who had been tortured enough by the roman empire. Calamità had eventually made kids with a wife. Her only one of her children got brimestone magic and that was a female named Cataclisma. She had spent her time making plans to assassinate roman emperors. But after the roman empire fell things got worse.

Many generations of causing pain and suffering later, Kinyani was born along with her, and her sister Peyton. Kinyani had caused the century long calamity until Xander had stopped her. Unfortunately they got married and had more 2 generations of pain causers. And now Inkmatas was born and she is the only one of her family to do good things.
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Collector: so THAT'S how they're cousins!

Also, if she's the first one to do good things why are you trying to kill her? Why kill her just because of her bloodline?
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Gabriel: because I must do the lord's work
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Collector: do you even gain anything from doing this?

Bragging rights?

Riches?

Or is it just a pat on the back.

I will take you to inkmatas, but only to show you why you shouldn't kill her. If I even see an inch of your sword things are gonna get violent.
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Gabriel: So nobody has to suffer anymore. The Calamità bloodline must be destroyed
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Collector: the Calamita bloodline has changed. At least on her part of it.

Now do you want to see inkmatas, or not
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Gabriel: I wish to see the witch
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Collector: ok.

Now remember what I said, one inch of your sword and things get violent.

*Opens a portal*
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*Gabriel retracts his wings*
Gabriel: got it
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(I just realized the conversation between Gabriel and inkmatas is basically gonna be you roleplaying with yourself lol, maybe continue this on a separate post)
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The Traveler eating popcorn:
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Collector: how long have you been standing there
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Wait, I thought Xander fell in love with Calamitas...

Did something get retconned?
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I decided to swap Calamitas with Kinyani because
1: it felt weird to ship my character with a character that isn't mine
2: I was starting to get bored of the calamity mod
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Ok
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Yeah. Also copyright reasons
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I think Larry koopa is going to ban me for no Reason
LETS say
Because i dont shut up
Im not even commenting a dot
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Dot
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the hunter: (pulls out his X13 auto) what are you...?
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x03 gun?
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Gabriel: I am searching for the blasphemous witches
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The hunter: got any specifics?
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Gabriel: One such named Peyton
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the hunter: Peyton?? (he cocked back his x12) just say the words, and ill get her for ya.
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Gabriel: Allow me to do the lord's work
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The hunter: No, (he shows to reveal a chain with a cross on it) I havent lived up to the holy name, since all ive known from 'nam is killing, so let me kill them, to pay for my heresy!
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Gabriel: *Pats Hunter on the back* good job my friend. You shall do the lord's work
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(the hunter calls up the trollface company)
the hunter: im gonna need a UAV over trollfaces house, were tracking down a target
???: gotcha, sending one over right now
(he looks back at gabriel)
The hunter: (opens up his jeep) hop in, were goin on a good old fashioned manhunt!
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Gabriel: *Retracts his wings* Alright then
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(the pair later arrive to peytons house)
the hunter: im checking the signals right now, peyton should be in here, if she isnt, surveilence the area
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The Traveler eating popcorn:
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???: No need to threaten me as for I mean you no harm
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the hunter: ill ask you again... what are you! (he would turn off the safety)
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???: Don't test me mortal
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the hunter: last chance.....
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*The angel knocks the gun out of the hunter's hand with his wings*
???: you should know to never attack an angel
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The hunter: wait.. your an angel!?!?
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???: It's not that hard to see that I'm an angel, mortal
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(the hunter would remove his mask to reveal his face as he bent down to the angel)
(the hunter would continue to do 3 hail mary's)
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???: fear not mortal as I, Gabriel, shall be here to protect all from the blasphemous
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The hunter: I am fairly sorry, who are you looking for??
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