This is a genuine question

Space is still in bounds

Ok 👍

You can go infinite light years away and still be in heaven range

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I don't think there's anything saying you must die on the surface of earth itself

But didn’t god only rule earth right?

then tell me how the rest of the universe came about...

7ir44y.jpg (click to show) he can also make his own ice cream

Almighty Ralph, our 2nd lord and savior, made the entire universe except for earth. That is why Ralph is the best god ever.

ah yes, Ralph the turkey our true lord and savior! of course! mmm, ice cream...

Ralph is also very vengeful. If you disrespect him, he will still love you but he might commit a felony

oh no not a felony

That’s just about the basics of my religion. Now I would like to hear about yours

uhh... I have two dogs? Their names are Henry and Scout and you must give them sacrificial offerings (treats) or they will be sad. You don't want them to be sad, because they will curse you by showing their sad puppy faces, ushering you into a thousand-minute-long depression.

Probably still Heaven

They're not allowed to be astronauts. They would be frauds. Making fake nasa movies.
Nobody left the space. There's something called a firmament.
Have you seen the rockets live, hit the firmament, create a ripple effect and then fall down.
Noone can get out.
They're also not allowed in some antartica projects, strangely the interview consists of questions about your faith.
nasa and hollywood are not that different.

the firmament broke in Genesis 6.

firmament broke? which verse exactly?

sorry not six, seven. Genesis 7:11.

So it does not say the firmament broke. It says the heavens opened...and temporarily...it was closed again in 8:1

It was never broken* into, nor has anyone ever penetrated it. The jerks have been trying but this can only be done by God's will only. Amen.

poor man doesn't know the truth.

Meme chat me bro

then follow me.

What do you mean?

hey momma why are you ignoring me ??

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