Everything that does anything "straight" scares me

Yes

*hugs it*

Moff

Moff :3

yes moff

id keep the mf as a pet frfr

I will let it do so for god has a official form now

Imagine me with a bat, about to hit it so it flies in a wobbly way

it is now my pet

It's called the giant wood moth by the way

Would literally have a stroke and die instantly

*pat*

I'm scared I would accidentally smash it

I would freak out then realize what it is and pet it

sams

(screams) Then realizes it's just a moth and facepalms but ends up accidentally killing the moth. (Cries)

I think I would die instantly

sp00ky

*nyom*hm..that was tasty!

WHY-

I'm tired and hungry

It does look pretty good tho

s n a c k

Nutrition!

N u s n a c

take it home and name it mothra

i would kill it and eat it

N u s n a c

what?

dont eat it :(

Ok I eat u then :D

*angy yandere noises*

?

Thats my boyfriend sir.

ohhhhhhhhhh ok i will go u get to eat him then

Lol

lmao

nooo

Did u not realize what I meant?

Give this boi a L ä m p