Roast him

The cookie is a metaphor for his success in life. No matter how hard he tries, he will never reach it the way he is going. Eventually, he will realize he needs to pull his hands out of his *ss to get it, but because it's so much funnier to keep doing stupid stuff he will keep trying to reach it in the most mind-numbingly inefficient way until it inevitably falls to the floor and he is left staring at it in disappointment.

Holy shit dude you f**king killed him

Damn..

Nah that fatass would just drop on the floor and eat it

He looks like the son of nikocado avocado

Nice drawing of human Cookie Monster

His mom probably got arrested for littering when she dropped him off at school

imagine getting arrested for littering, my teacher better call saul.

This man is the literal picture of diabetes

He looks like the fat kid from barnyard and hal from megamind at the same time

When the term “Discord Mod Starter Pack” becomes a reality:

His chin be looking like Massachusetts.

Judging by the amount of points you have I’m sure yours does to

bro you're virginia and alabama at the same time

And ur chin looks like New York

Nice showing of how a fatass doesn't reach goals

To those of you who think calling this kid a fatass is funny, it's not. It does not make you cool and it does not make you special. That is called fat shaming and it can have a serious impact on someone's life. Let's be honest, the only reason you call him a fatass is because you do not have the brainpower to come up with anything that is actually creative.

You're right. probably better to make fun of the discord mods in the comments. before you roast someone, look in a mirror and think about getting a therapist. than, after you've gotten a life, move out of your mom's basement and get a job other than one of those onlyfans channels for obese ugly men and do something. get a girlfriend, if you can even get friends, and stop. or someone could make fun of you. chose.

You put liquid dirt salad because you want to try to have diabetes stop talking

It's a random name, Bozo. your comment is pointless as your life, and senseless as your existance

Its still f**king disgusting get back to class

Why would i want diabetes? Like CheeseTheCommenter is any better. my name is a random stupid thing, bozo

Yes but like, why put liquid dirt in salad? That´s way more disgusting than cheese

it probably doesn't exist

23 of your chromosomes don't exist

you have too many

You have too less

See what I mean? You literally said "too less" You have to at least be 13 to use Imgflip, You know

jesus, still commenting and making no sense weeks later

I directed the message "too less" to you dingus

By the way idgaf about your point where we shouldn't bully fat people online

You realize that this kid won't see this, making it so that he can't be affected by it, right?

If you found out this kid was Republican you’d be right here making fun of him with us, snowflake.

ok. if we found out you were an ass, like we did with you, can we make fun and body shame you?

Idgaf

You should

I won’t

What do you mean?

Your shoulder is not a plate and you cleary aren't civilized.

Nah bro deadass Cookie Monster and Nikocado Avocado had a kid and that’s what came out

His weight is higher than his IQ

Even if he was a feather, it would be the same result.

boy scout guy from up but he's also a walking nerd emoji

I would be a millionaire if for every second we tried to get the cookie in that cave

he looks like cookie monster but from the fat ward

Stephen Hawking straightened his neck and ran away from this kid

lookin like peter griffin mixed with that one ugly girl