Not to mention all the scientifically impossible events in the Bible

Oh, they will discard it, when nobody knows the original languages any longer and just has to rely on really lousy translations…

I've had two other memes critical of Christians rejected by the butthurt site owner who claims I'm discriminating against a group of people. Boo f**king hoo. Can't take the criticism. It's literally not unlike the meme above.

What do you believe in evolution, that you evolved from a fish or rock? How can you possibly trust your own pattern of thinking you have a fish brain...

Just stating what your religion states evolution

Evolution isn't a religion. It's a theory supported by evidence. It has been tested and studied rigorously for more than a hundred years, and not one shred of evidence suggests all living things today aren't the mutant product of their genetic common ancestors. Evolution relies on science and fact, creation relies on a book that has been completely debunked and contradicts what we know about the formation of earth and the universe and the origin of species. You don't care about the evidence. You just have faith that all of this scientific discovery is wrong and your book from an anonymous author from 2,000 years ago is correct.

My answer to you old chap do you have more faith in fish turning into humans or an intelligent creator?, that created all life forms and mankind in his image he created them both male and female, because they both evolve faith don't you think?

You're just not listening to me. It's because it doesn't take faith for me to believe in what I believe. My beliefs are fit according to the evidence. Yours are not founded in any reality whatsoever. Science isn't faith, it's empirical research supported by evidence. Your god is supported by zero evidence whatsoever.

Yes it does its called a theory of evolution THEORY old sport no human being has been recording specific fossils or time lines of billions of years , or even millions that takes faith, faith is not a religious word it means trust, confidence, and I choose to believe God who has no beginning or end old chap God knows it all, God is very powerful in all hlhis wisdom don't you agree a God would be able to tell humanity about it, my question is, is humanity even listening?

You love science yet you misrepresent it deliberately and don't understand it at all. All you young earth creationists can do is invent strawmen and make arguments from ignorance saying that god exists because the science doesn't make sense to you. You do this in addition to just denying the science that is out there. So don't tell me you love science.

Watch this video in its entirety:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YPVtSaqwi4

That's misinformation and taken out of context to scratch your itchy ears, what about sin? And good and evil and mankind?

So far in our conversation I've supplied you tons of evidence of evolution and you've supplied me zero at all for the existence of god.
You don't understand what a theory is. Gravity is a theory. Germ theory is a theory. In science, because we accept evidence, we call things a theory but we can't say that we have proven anything beyond a shadow of a doubt, because there is always the possibility that new evidence will contradict our current findings and we will have to change our positions. However, it has been more than a hundred years since any scientific theory has been replaced in favor of another, and since Darwin's Origins of Species, we have only been finding more and more evidence, more fossils and transitional fossils confirming the reality of micro and macroevolution.
At the end of the day however, your belief in god will never be anything more than faith, and has zero grounding in science or reality.

Not so, there is evidence in the bible prophecy tons of it also historical facts, I love science amd I agree in some aspects, I disagree in the fact they say man came from fish or monkey, God created man a being outside of time, space and matter
Very intelligent alien to our feeble minds, we can't fathom his awesome power. God created all things scientist study old sport.

And when I say tested, I mean that both macro and microevolution have both been repeated in a laboratory setting dozens of times.

Okay that only proves that we are not evolving, scientists believe we had gills and tails, and also there was a theory that our pinkies are so useless that they will fall off eventually which I think is intriguing since I use mine to play guitar, but old chap they are mutations, mirco and macro level it was tested with bacteria, those don't apply on a monkey turning human or a fish turning into a bird, study evolution more old sport, its just theory....elementary things

As another meme of mine states, life originates from the bodies of water on this planet. So yes, all species evolved from the water. Evolution says mutations are random, not all will be beneficial or negative, a majority are neutral. Natural selection means the mutations that better adapt life to their environments are the mutations most likely to last.
We haven't just tried evolution in a lab, it's also been practiced in agriculture and with breeding dogs and cattle. We wouldn't have domesticated canines without evolution. Evolutionary lab experiments are not limited to bacteria. Mutations have been observed being passed on to a new generation repeatedly.
Are you gonna say the fossil record is a big hoax too? Why do you reject all of this material evidence in favor of this flimsy book that holds zero legitimate authority?

I understand this, but that doesn't back up the theory of a dog turn to an entirely different species, I understand dogs bred with other dogs will resolute in other dogs, not ( Dog + dog = dogfish)

While speciation occurs, it doesn't mean you turn into something else completely. Evolution is a slow process, with small genetic modifications over time. You can't evolve out of your ancestors.

Yes our ancestor is human, not fish or monkey like evolution states

Humans are monkeys because humans are apes. We belong to the taxonomic family hominini, we are great apes.

Your a monkey I'm human created by an intelligent being, but ill listen to what you say okay so monkeyman who created earth nad the bananas you eat, and when will your family evolve to be humans?

I'll answer the only question that wasn't completely foolish. Our universe started with a big bang. The giant-impact hypothesis tells us 4 billion years ago a collision formed the modern day earth and the moon. That created the earth, not your god some 6-7,000 years ago.

Your right that big bang is God speaking the universe into existence

Because the bible has been spitting facts before you were born, your ignorance out weights my pity for you...

There are zero historical or scientific facts in the Bible. How dare you call me ignorant.

Objectively false

You might want to do research on that historians agree bible is historically accurate in the accounts of actual places and nations such as Egypt, Babylonia, and Jerusalem.

Tell me why with all of the millions of artifacts recovered from Egypt, we have zero evidence of a Jewish exodus? The Bible even suggests Jews fled into more Egypt, instead of out of Egypt, based on what we know the borders to have been at that time. Science and archaeology has disproven all of it, dude.

“we have zero evidence of a Jewish exodus” objectively false

Present the evidence then.

There’s literally a Semitic city in northern Egypt that was completely abandoned and, around a half century later, a surge of new settlements in Canaan, some distinctly Israelite

Based on the borders of Egypt at the time of the alleged exodus, the Israelites would have been settling in more Egypt, not for the promised land.

Very intriguing please I would love the source of your statement, to do research old sport won't you please much obliged.

Look it up. Even creationists admit no evidence has been found and they come up with excuses for why we haven't found it yet.

What about Dr. Kent hovind, if you are scientific in mindset like me you need other sources too, please tell me at least one I have stated mine.

You mean the convicted fraud?

What a out your creationist that backs up your comment?

Falsely convicted

...or much like the Biden Administration.

the heck do you mean “no eyewitness accounts”

Not one firsthand account to any of the events.

False

Bible scholars agree with me.

Objectively false