Zero Frost

wait...ur woman

wait, you're a woman?

Yup

As a female myself, I can verify that this advice is good for you

/j take paracetamol and have a shower

every Redditor's greatest fear

Don’t try to urinate for some time and seek help

Remove the va**na

So you know how some people take out the insides of a turkey to fill it with stuffing?

No.

Well, you get the idea.

Easy

1. Don't ask the internet

2. Go tell your parents/doctor

become xy chromosons

shove a barret m82a1 up it and pull the trigger

Try doing something irl for once instead of being on the internet all day and talking about lankybox or some shit and asking how to stop simping for a grown up. Tell your parents and ask a real doctor.

.950 JDJ rifle.