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Just sneak up on them, scare them and while they are still shocked cover their mouth and grab the nearest sharp(est) object ^^ (ideally do this when home alone)

Then bury them deep in the woods and clean up the blood?

yep

No time like the present

Awesome

Lose them in the storm

Dammit the storms over
But the creek across the street is still raging

>:3

when your parents are asleep, idk i don't kill kids

What happen

She acted really pissy so my parents made me clean everything in the kitchen after dinner, then when I went to go relax with some Zelda, she was using the switch, and then when I was done playing piano, she was using the tv and refuses to stop so I can't play and actually have fun

f**king never
you can hate family but killing is f**ked up

its a joke

Shhhhhh

In 2nd grade, we wrote how to articles on something
I wrote one on this very topic!
1: When your parents are gone, get a cloth of any kind
2: sneak up behind your siblings
3: grab them
4: stuff the cloth in their mouth
5: throw them into the basement
6: the starving children in the basement will do the rest

When you're alone in the woods and no one can hear them scream

But the stupid developers behind my house took out all the woods

Damn

You can go to the woods behind my house >:]

Good plan

any time ig

Whenever they're pissy assholes