Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that

Imagine playing on a switch-lite

Dude, it has less parts than a NORMAL Nintendo Switch, so you don't have to worry about carrying a lot of parts that you may worry about losing, and you don't have to worry about a whole lot of set up just to dock it in the first place, so, instead of being a little b*tch on the internet, here is what you should do:

Please:
• Get a life
• Stop being a complete @$$
• Go touch some grass
• And most importantly, stop shaming others for having the cheaper option like you are better than them, because you AREN'T! YOU ARE NOTHING!

Larry-Koopa, you just added a new term to my vocabulary, every time I encounter an @$$hole, I'm going to call them a Larry-Koopa. Enjoy your sh*thole of a life, hope it leads you nowhere.

Plus it was meant to be a f**king joke dumbass

Your nothing too, your piece of shit with horrible grades and you have some poor ass parents

Is this you?

Well notice how chocolate is in your username? Hmm, I wonder what’s on Patrick’s lips there

Exactly, you are a cannibal. =)

If i am at least i don’t have to deal with you

You would still have to worry about the police that will be after your @$$, redditor.

This all started because you couldn’t take a joke dude

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You wanna keep being an asshole, keep being an asshole I ain’t replying no more

Good. Enjoying being reported and blocked, beeyotch!

Geezus f**king Christ calm down

Those things are so weak. I dropped my 2ds down the stairs, twice, not a single scratch. They just don't make consoles like they used to. It's all about the money nowadays. They say money can't buy happiness, but that's a lie. Without money you die, without money you can't achieve anything. We think animals are dumb, we're dumber than them. We pay to survive!

I think I just got possessed by an angry philosopher

Either way this is gonna haunt me for life

I know, me and my mother would strongly agree with you. I thought the founder of Nintendo was Miyamoto, not Mr. Krabs.

Yeah. Society could've been so much better if the rich and powerful weren't money hungry

I would sue Nintendo if I could. I would break Miyamoto's legs if I could. I would even go as far as to set arson to the entirety of Nintendo Headquarters if I could! But alas, we live in a world that frowns upon such options, so I shan't. Not that it matters, it won't restore my switch, so I would just look like a vindictful terrorist by doing so.

If you do commit arson against Nintendo, can you do it to Niantic while you're at it? Thanks

Why Niantic?

They took away half of Pokémon GO's accessibility for people for no gøddamn reason

Oh, now I'm happy I stopped playing it a long time ago, it was about as entertaining as a sandpaper/concrete colonoscopy.

Very well... I'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM GLADLY. =)

Yay

It isn't just Nintendo. It's basically every cooperation

Company*

I’ve dropped my p.s 2 once, it didn’t break

I've been there kid. I've been there.

At least yours didn't get stolen

Don't worry. Even if it was, it is unplayable, so no one would have any reason to take it. =)

Can I eat your dead switch?

WTF

Meh the lites mid