Finally! A meme that reveals Pope Francis to be Woke Francis! I hope he changes soon. We can't allow the discrepancies that God wants us to fight against be let in so easily into His Catholic Church.

I wish I had remembered this during the Pachamama episode.

'let in'
Because Jesus wasn't based on Buddha in the slightest,,,

Buddha is a man-made "god," and GOD has existed since the beginning of time.

Incorrect. Buddha is a man, not a God.

The God you refer to, Yahweh, did not exist previous to th Canaanites (he was part of their pantheon), and was a tribal God (hence his restriction to their land). His ascendency into a supreme then solo God came after the liberation of the Jews from Babylon by the Iranians, whose God, Ahura Mazda, he was then modeled after. That was 2600 years ago, not the beginning of time.

Then who, pray tell, came before Buddha?

Buddhas parents. He was a man.
He came 500 years before Jesus, btw.
Mithra came more than 1000 years before Jesus.
Krishna came 3000 years before...

Weird, innit, templates for Jesus predating Judaism...

https://thebuddhistcentre.com/text/who-was-buddha#:~:text=The%20Buddha%20was%20born%20as,on%20the%20Indian%2DNepalese%20border.

Jesus predates everything. Jesus is the Son of God, and the Second Person of the Holy Trinity. The Holy Trinity has existed before time had a name.

God created Adam and Eve, our first parents, who came before everyone else in humanity. Jesus came hundreds of years later to earth, but has always existed, for He, God the Father, and God the Holy Ghost are one.

buddha and his parents were created. Man can bear fruit and multiply, but he cannot create things himself. He can only use the materials surrounding him on earth. buddha proclaimed himself a God. He used God's creation to exploit others into believing that he created the whole universe, even though he had parents. Who created the parents, hmm? All their decendents were human, and Adam and Eve were the beginning of humanity. In order for humanity to have its beginning, Someone needed to create humans.

Weird, innit, buddah, a human "god", not being the beginning, but having parents and ancestors.

Sure, Jesus predates eveything........ except these Gods who came ages before Yahweh was created.

Jesus was 2000 years ago. He was the son of Joseph, otherwise his mother would have been stoned to death. That is, of course, assuming he ever existed, which there was no record he did.
There is no such thing as the the Holy Trinity in the Bible - not even the NT. Tertullian is the first known to have used the term, and that was in the 3rd Century. The concept became official with the Council of Nicea.

The GodS created Adam & Eve in THEIR image.

Buddha was a man, never declared himself a God, and he not only never claimed himself to be the ceator, he never even addressed the topic of creation.
Buddhism is technically not a religion, it is a philosophy, a GodLESS philosphy. It is its adherents who have a tendency to elevate him into godhood.

Thou shalt nots violated:
Lie
Bear false witness

Buddha was enlightened by something. What was it? Magic? Spirits? Oh, wait, spirits are ancient beings, aren't they? Spirits are beings that existed before humanity ever was, aren't they? Then how'd they come into fruition? They didn't create the universe. They're very powerful, sure, but they couldn't have created the universe. They're beings of creation whose purpose is to maintain creation. Everyone has a leader. It all has to lead to Someone with a plan. You may be educated in the realm of your philosophy, but you fail to see the holes that penatrate this reality. You'll probably tell me the same thing in return, since you've provided so much "evidence" yourself. I've done my part, and you've done yours. Good day.

No, he wasn't.

Stop lying, God don't like it.

John 3:18 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son.