The substance... it transforms all that come into contact with it. It smooths skin to the point of uncanniness, and it malforms one's proportions. The bones become trivial blobs, and the facial features are rearanged It leads to people looking like a cartoon character, uncannily disfigured with serpentine limbs... Some say it was brought to earth by aliens, other demons, and yet others say that it was the globalists who rained it down upon the formerly green Earth. Now Earth be a sickening shade of yellow, inhabited only by those who have become the spaghettified zombies of the condition, and those who managed to avoid it. It's been 2 weeks, and the substance is everywhere. Rivers flow with it now, the oceans are filled with it. The only source of pure water is from the mountains, and even that has risk of being contaminated by residuals...