An indictment of this stain on our nation is so absurdly overdue that it’s difficult to feel anything but relief.

THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS SUGGESTING THAT WE OUGHT TO FEEL SOLEMN AND SAD OVER THE FACT THIS TWICE-IMPEACHED, TWO-TIME POPULAR VOTE LOSER, EX-REALITY TV STAR AND TRUST FUND BABY IS FINALLY FACING JUSTICE. SO I’LL REMIND YOU THAT YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO FEEL PURE JOY.