im skinny asf. roast me

You're so skinny that when you walk we can hear the Minecraft skeleton noises

DAYUMMMM 🥶

But like fr tho-

that's literally me lol

"you are what you eat"

This you?

no, that would be my cousin

he likes the forest

he tall?

Bro, Africans gonna give you their food

You look like pancake that was fried too much

Bro forgot the ribs update

blud is built like henry stickman😭😭💀💀

Ur so skinny that when u walk u can hear all of ur bones jiggle and snap

Bro go eat

You look like a rubber band that's been stretched out completely

you are the male equivalent of a Disney princess

i only roast people if they do it first

SPooky scary skeletons that shivers down your spine

Pass

your so f**king skinny bro your big skinny slim jim fat ass bitch man if you tried to carry someone they would break on the floor so bad you would kill your self

Man you as skinny as me

Trust me my guy i know how you feel

Cardinals suck

Bro so skinny if you put him on a flagpole he would wave in the wind

Flat Stanly

Bro built like a stick figure💀💀💀

If I hit you will make those goofy ah minecraft skelton sounds

Bro so ugly he bent the laws of physics