Three washed-up political irrelevancies for one MAGA “front-runner”/cult leader? #deal

The following terms & conditions apply:

1. The complained-of conduct must fall within the applicable statute of limitations (it’s a simple matter of law, sorry, my hands are tied on this);
2. The complained-of conduct must not have already been the subject of a prior plea deal (no double jeopardy — it’s in the Constitution!);
3. All evidence must satisfy strict chain-of-custody requirements (if any, say, laptops have an uncertain origin and/or passed through compromised hands on their way to the courtroom, then this might be a problem!)

But by all means, whatever you’re left with: fire away!

For real. Love how the reactos think people are fans of those dunderheads and would be distraught should any ever get busted for something.

If Hunter Biden can be nailed for something, throw the book at him. Seriously. I don’t give a shit. He has never run anything and he never will. Hunter Biden could not get himself elected dogcatcher running as a Democrat anywhere, which is quite a feat to accomplish for someone with his name and pedigree.

(I mean, despite all the Clinton dynasty’s f**k-ups, Chelsea Clinton could probably still win a U.S. Congress seat or something, assuming she were at all interested in public office, right?)

But not Hunter. Oh no, not Hunter.

Seriously: the idea this f**k-up kid who dropped and forgot a laptop full of videos of himself snorting coke and banging hookers (if that is really what happened? We may never know because the provenance of this alleged laptop is so damn murky?!) — *this* kid, could be the mastermind behind a multibillion dollar international money-laundering scheme — involving Ukraine? China? Russia? All of the above? — is ludicrous. If that particular conspiracy were at all true, then that would actually begin to be on a level with some of the crap Trump & famiglia have gotten up to.

But yeah. Throw Hunter in jail for a few months for the hookers or the crack or whatever. Might straighten him out.

On another note: recall that one of Tucker Carlson’s regular guests, Rod Blagojevich, former disgraced governor of Illinois, who tried to literally sell an open U.S. Senate seat, the poster child of an actually-corrupt Democrat, who was just on Tucker’s show the other night ranting about how the justice system is just so unfair for politically well-connected multimillionaires like himself and Trump, was freed by Trump.

Freed. By. Trump.

I want every Republican reading this to really let this sink in.

Trump, who ran in part on a campaign promise of “locking her up” (in a plain act of political retribution, of exactly the kind they’re now tearing their hair out over when applied to Trump himself, but whatever) — has *a better record of freeing corrupt Democrats* (1) than he does of *jailing corrupt Democrats* (0).

One Democrat freed by Trump. Zero jailed.

Sad!

If Trump is really “your retribution” — please consider his record on this front! Just sayin’!

Tl;dr — Republicans can’t do anything right, not even the jailing-Democrats stuff that consumes so much of their mental bandwidth.

It's almost a surprise that Chelsea never sought publc office until you consider the flack she started getting as a young teen when Bill became president. Imagine how they'd slag her now as an adult - I'm sure the prospect of that has done its part to dissuade her.

That Hunter's drugging and fapping are the WORST things they can come up with against Joe Biden shows how desperate they are for anything they can get on him, other than his cringey habit of sniffing hair.

If anything, it's yet another example of someone who'd be totally wasted and homeless right now if it wasn't for his pa and connections, much like Donald Trump and his kids (except maybe Ivanka who doesn't appear to be as restricted in the oxygen flow to the anything above the waistline, unlike her siblings and, of course, the very cognizant jenius of a uber-creepy sleezoid of father who can say and repeat 5 whole words at a time).

Not to be against someone getting another chance at doing something in life, but those too prone to getting agita over 'diversity hires' and whatnot sure don't seem to complain that much about folks with rich daddy's hooking them with jobs not even daddy qualified for.

Same's with Blagoevich and others Trump released, plus his cronies in prison. It's somehow fine to give them cushy treatments and breaks because their buttocks are too tender to be treated like regular criminals. Even Ghislane got transferred to some cushy resort type in Florida because real prison was too harsh for her. The poor should get the book thrown at them, while those who have no excuses get a slap on the wrist with a plush glove.

Hunter isn't so much a reflection on his father as he is on a society that accepts different treatments and access based solely on class. The American Dream is every bit as given to social heirarchy as it was when envisioined by the aristocrats who we revere as Gods, our founders, our creators. Hunter, Jo, Trump... this is what their divine hands have wrought. And we accept it without question.

ok, excuse muh cringe...