i would plug the cable back in the router and then switch the router back on again...

and also call 112 (my country's equivalent to 911) because there's a intruder in my house that looks to be a giant bag of plastic

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yeah ig lol
feel free to post it there if you haven't already, you can have my permission to show my name, irdc :thumbs_up:

ok

an* intruder
didn't notice that sorry lol

give her to turtles, I think turtles eat plastic

I’d just commit murder and keep the body in my basement with the orphans

Damn bro.

make an improvised explosive and hide it under your bed

i fr thought the guy was a simp until he commited based

I would plug it back in, ask her politely to leave and move on with me day.

Gulag!

Yes

personally, i would date her, have s-x, and then leave her drunk by the recycling waste plant

vehicular manslaughter time

I would pop the plastic bags on your chest

I would put her in one of those recycling bins at target

she unplugged my router, time to plug into her.

y same

Personally I'd just kill her

whats an aquafina bottle doing in my house. and why did it unplug my router

gigachad moment, there was totally no other course of action. good job