The doctor we all need

Crack in your butt?
Pain in your intestines?
Butt cheek pain for some reason?
Call ASS Doctors, "We fix your panes!"
ASS Doctors and their services do not hold any responsibility for lifelong trauma, testicular failure, hemorrhoids, an extra crack in your butt, vulnerability to or just rectal infections, etc.

I might've gotten carried away :/

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finally, he can fix the crack in my butt

LMAO

ASS DOCTOR, FIX MY BUTT CRACK

Bruh

Not having one is a pane in the ass

I finally found it... this will help me so much

Real doctor

I think it's called a plastic surgeon

Lol

glass docter

What the...

excuse me but there's this huge crack in muh a*s can y'all fix it

Been tryna find this fella for years.

finally my butt won't have a crack in it