The doctor we all need

Crack in your butt?
Pain in your intestines?
Butt cheek pain for some reason?
Call ASS Doctors, "We fix your panes!"
ASS Doctors and their services do not hold any responsibility for lifelong trauma, testicular failure, hemorrhoids, an extra crack in your butt, vulnerability to or just rectal infections, etc.

I might've gotten carried away :/

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finally, he can fix the crack in my butt

LMAO

What the...

I think it's called a plastic surgeon

ASS DOCTOR, FIX MY BUTT CRACK

Real doctor

Bruh

excuse me but there's this huge crack in muh a*s can y'all fix it

Not having one is a pane in the ass

Been tryna find this fella for years.

glass docter

finally my butt won't have a crack in it

Lol

I finally found it... this will help me so much