Buddy Christ

you forgot the 4th and 5th rule,

4th: if there is a police chase, make the cops have a fatal car pileup
5th: if there is a building fire, make the fireifghters die or get hurt in the fire

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Ahh, yes, not 4! Well it added a little mystery!

#4 - Heroes get hit loads more than villains and have a slow and dramatic death with a final speech.
#5 - Villains die with one hit and mass blood splatter, or in any explosion, or fall off tall things. They also wait their turn to be hit in a fight.
#6 - Running away from something bad ends up in tripping over in a pathetic way.
#7 - No matter how fast or far you run or hide, the bad thing always finds you.
#8 - Lasers make impossible "pew pew" noise in the vacuum of space.
#9 - Rotten zombie corpses with no vocal cords can make vocal sounds and also super sensitive hearing.
#10 - Heroes are only in life threatening peril when the music starts to get more dramatic. Otherwise they're chilled, even in similar danger.

They can make sounds because their vocal cords are mostly likely slightly intact, but they can't really speak.

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I don't like the religious part

movies are a religon lol

hehe

Dude, it's just a meme

I know

Hey, where’s the 4th rule?

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he didn´t want there to be rule 3 4

whats rule 3 4?

stay pure

The fourth rule: must have deleted scenes

Deletes scene for hp

Where’s the fourth?

That's three

scam

Damn

‭Exodus 20:4-5 KJVAAE‬
[4] Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: [5] thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

https://youtu.be/I1r8GnecPlY?si=BPatMW08T9gkC6xg

Where’s the 4th

what about the Fifth?

the GOLDEN RULE....
everyone's favorite character must DIE before they achieve their lifelong goal

What about the 4th rule?

Where's #4?

By this logic my favorite horror movie is despicable me 2

you forgot the 4th and 5th rule,

4th: if there is a police chase, make the cops have a fatal car pileup
5th: if there is a building fire, make the fireifghters die or get hurt in the fire

Is that my man Big Brother?

Whers the 4th?

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but, theres only 3 rules...

SIX

TY

You ever been hit in the head with a lamp?

4th Rule: You don't run away from the noise in the basement, you go towards it.

NINE!!!!

"suck as a lamp"

suck?