Software developers are just wizards who code instead of casting spells

Harry Potter, you're a coder!

Humans are just wizards who human instead of casting spells.

Yes, I am a software developer and that is why I know it is a mental disorder but this disorder can be mild or off the rails.

For example, there are those who demand to be put in a hermetically sealed room, never to be disturbed, with the latest and fastest PC or Mac computer, with whatever IDE they choose for Windows, Mac or Linux (or command line for the uber geeks), the maximum amount of RAM and a super fast video card, a desk, a comfortable chair, the internet (supplied by fiber optics, of course) and an unlimited supply of Doritos and/or Cheetos and an unlimited supply of Dr Pepper (diet, zero or regular).

must be relatable to some people but im gonna say it your a

I'm a professional nerd. If you get paid to write code, by definition you are a professional nerd. Or geek. Either are acceptable. 😂

dang your roasting your self lol

Yup. I don't take myself seriously. It is all about the funny.

ha lol lmao lmfao

lmafo yes