we drowned a cockroach once it was fun to watch it panic

Ants will die if saliva touches them. (dont ask how i know.)

They were an ant in a past life

Sometimes when I'm angry and annoyed, I take ants I find in my house, put them in my sink, and surround them with hand soap. As the soap slowly traps the ant more than it already is, the ant panics, and most of the time I simply stare, wondering where my sanity has gone.

No

real

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL" Mermaid man says aloud.

Lol