surprised

So yeah I done it guys, I actually had sex with a real life girl. And I'll tell yall about it since yall are since virgins XD.

So I was at a house party last night because my best friend's mum and dad were out on vacation so we decided to just go crazy and get drunk asf. All my boy pals and a couple of girls in my year from school were there. I got drunk but not too drunk (hence why I can remember all of this) and I was having a good time when I got pulled into the bathroom by one of the girls (her name is Sophie) and she just started kissing me. I was shocked at first but then I was just like in my mind "Holy F**king Shit I'm actually going at it with a real life girl" (real!?) And next thing we know we went into an empty bedroom (it was my best friend's mum and dads room I think) and yeah, it happened. And I can remember all of it. And for the boys who haven't experienced it yet, I'm just gonna say, your time will come (no pun intended) and when you find the right girl and the right time, you will eventually lose your virginity too. I'm gonna say that sex feels amazing I really enjoyed it tbh and trust me yall boys will too when you eventually do it too.

So yeah, long story short (or if you ain't reading allat) I was at a party, I was pulled in to a bathroom by a girl and we started kissing, then we went to a bedroom and had sex. And all the boys of MSmg, your time will eventually come when you have sex with a girl (just as long she is your age, yes I'm talking to you Danny and THP XD)

I REMBER

Unspoken alcoholic rizz

I REMBER

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Oh ok

Dang-

I REMBER

the classic inebriated rizz 👏

Are you actually telling me about "not being a virgin" I did it way more and much earlier than you.

Wait did you actually

Yeah. In november

also thats quite ironic lmao

Ironic or coincidental

both

Niceeeeee

I REMBER

The end lmfaooo

I figured out a long time ago that it would be better for me to never loose my virginity

W rizz 👏

wow im happy for u

lol thx

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how long you last?

There's no way
Boy still says ''XD''
He still posts on a meme site
Bro didnt even say what positions she did or if he wore a condom
Those are key details

im no parent i wanna no

?

know*

Im no parent i wanna know?
It doesnt make sense buddy

i just wanna knwo

know what buddy

if he lasted long

he didnt do it and its obvious
His story doesnt explain anything about the sex he had
Like bro is just claiming he did
Like when i first f**ked i recorded the end of it

Nah bro, I actually did. But I would not record it, that's just weird. I thought there would be at least one person who didn't believe it and that's your input. But I am /srs but idk if it really counts because I was drunk lmao

💀🙏🏻

I forgor 💀
I think I lasted half an hour or something because I got head, then I f**ked her in several different positions: doggystyle, then missionary and then she went cowgirl on me. Then she gave me head again and I nutted on her tits. So yeah, Crunch doesn't believe it because I didn't explain anything apparently, so I explained it finally lmao.

bro sign yoo ass to a f**king porn video we need yo ass all these mf lasting 12 min but you A HALF HOUR na na sign yo ass RIGHT NOW

LMFOAOAOA

hrere befroe stoyr,, xdfdfr

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Here before story lmao

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