All you have to do is lift an entire bathtub and no werewolf will attack you again

I imagine most living creatures run in fear when you charge at them while hefting a full bathtub, but that's just me.

how the f would you even be able to lift a bathtub without breaking your own bones

effing MAGIC. How else?

Robot exoskeleton

I just give my dog hugs and they fall asleep💀

I just use a f**king nuclear weapon, You?

yup

not to offend anybody, but does this work with furries too?

Only belly rubs, depending on the furry. But generally no.

I imagine the bullets would work...

Hey, hey, they call it under "Armour" for a reason...

As a furry. No.

What about coffee? Chocolate? Raisins?

Yes

if the mistletoe doesn't work, use its bigger brother the missle toe

"Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W missile!"

*T.O.E

Actually, in the thing that I am quoting, it was a T.O.W missile.

Because it's a Missle Toe

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