Story by dr.bob

Judge: may the court session begin..
(there was a complete silence)
J: you may begin..
Beldum: Your honor, i wou-
Slyceon: MR TROLLFACE IS INNOCENT!!!
J: Do you mind?
Collector: she's been doing that all day, i don't know why..
B: anyways.. I-
J: Before you begin, i think we should let the witness speak,
J: Ms 401? Would you care to speak?
401: yes your honor, Now I was going through my usual stroll as always...

And now I always go through the route to inkmatas’s house, of course. And i had happened to see Mr Trollface, when i saw him, he had been making garden sculptures outside, which is a really weird hobby, but they looked really amazing, so i decided to take a look from google earth, but when i checked the house, it had said, “Church of the holy and other holy stuff”
B: Now that COULD be a glitch on the site y'know?
J: just…. Let her finish…
401: anyways, so I called the local police because a glitch in a public website could allow me to sue them, but they decided to arrest him.
B: now your honor, she's obviously doing a famous trick called LYING

Gunslinger: now you obviously know this man has a huge history of lying, after almost destroying the universe TWICE
Mr trollface: OH YOU REALLY WANNA SAY THAT WHEN YOUR WITH THE LITTLE SQUID FRYER HUH?
B: Shut up trollface…. Your making it-
Slyceon: MR TROLLFACE IS INNOCENT!
(audible arguing in the background)
J: EVERYONE QUIET!!!
J: anyways.. Mr Beldum? How do you hold up your argument for your client, Mr Trollface
B: well you see, ive known Mr Trollface for a long time, and he is a really good friend..
Collector: Is that because you're both sadistic???
B: YOU REALLY WANNA DO THIS AGAIN HUH??
Mr trollface: you're not helping…
J: ORDER, ORDER!! (bangs mallet)
B: As I was saying…. Ive known Trollface for a long time, and he has been known to keep his word, and as we go on to the ne-
Jury: I think we heard enough.. We ALL as a group… find the defenda-

TROLLFACE IS INNOCENT I SWEAR

???: HANDS UP NOW (he rushes in, recklessly firing shotgun bullets in every direction)
???: WHERE IS HE? (he then would grab trollface and run him out)
Collector: Oh so it's gonna be one of THOSE days again… (he then blasted off into the air, ripping a hole through the roof)
???: crap.. He's on us.. GET IN GET IN! (he shoved trollface into the car and hands him a 12 gauge)
???: Here, you're gonna need this..
Mr trollface: I'm sorry but CAN I GET A NAME???
???: later.. But for now, we gotta rush (he’d slam the gas, firing out of parking lot as the collector, and Several other police cars would begin to chase him
MT: well can at least get a reason, i don't know maybe WHY YOUR STEALING ME
???: cuz you're rich, and you're worth alot, we could use the money for all of our heists..
MT: I'm sorry “we?” ( gunshots then are continuously fired at the car along with an energy beam)
???: not you, fairly we could give less of a shit about you, we just wanna sell ya,
MT: well in that case HOPE YA LIKE LEAD (fires shotgun shells at him but it does nothing)
???: You're pretty sad for a rich guy, and that's saying stuff! (he then drugged him and he passed out)
End of Part 1

*Razormind intensifies*

@drbob
I appreciate 401's inclusion and all
but like
when she lies and stuff she isn't blatantly obvious about it unless she wants to be

ah kk