Thomas the Tank Engine VS. Ohio Wrecks

As someone who watched Thomas during it's golden age back when it was narrated by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin, I can confirm this

This would be a good conversation starter at a barber shop. Wait, is that a sentient steam engine careening toward the—

The hilarious part about that he wasn't even that angry that Duck completely destroyed his shop, but that he frightened his customer. That guy needs to get his priorities straight.

Honestly, most of the people's priorities in that show were wack.

"LoOk WhAt YoU'vE dOnE tO oUr BrEaKfAsT! nOw I sHaLl HaVe To CoOk SoMe MoRe!" Seriously, lady, a sentient runaway steam locomotive was careening toward your house, and you were in the room that perfectly aligned to the track he was on, along with all of your family. I don't think breakfast is that big of a priority!

Although, maybe Sodor's residents are so used to the wrecks that they're deemed as major inconveniences at most. Ah, yes, children's TV, when it was good...