Ight let’s do this

every time you screech you get assaulted by a group of angels

I can make my ocs exist irl

I can make everyone see different things on my screen when they look

They know your search history for the last day when you do.

they'll only ever see nsfw

get additional balls

testicular torsion

*achoo*

You must head to reactor 4 at Chernobyl to get them

the ability to reply to my own comments

you also have all leaves you step on be crunchy

When you step on a leaf the others become sentient and attack you

Someone else must choose a side effect, and you have to ask them

but my superpower was to reply to my own comment, I simply used it

I can make food out of thin air

its all expired by exactly 3 hours and 27 minutes

ouch

can have gay sex without being gay

You can only have gay sex

dissapearng whenever the f**k i want

everyone in a 30 foot radius knows exactly where you are while you're invisible

f u c k

limitless power

the power is actually limited

What I was going to put originally lmao

The moment you eat a strawberry you lose that power and forget you ever had it, you also will not know strawberries would make you lose your ability.

i was trying to do a kirby reference but that works too

Idk what that would be then.

https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Magolor

using the popsicle sucessfully

it will be unsuccessful 99.9% of the time

Popsicle*
Successfully*

to know what energyff is looking for

you vomit 24/7 as a puke dragon

nah. instead you are a piss dragon who pisses 24/7

to kiss someone in the

that someone will always be a 87 year old man

say
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