I woke up, exhausted and dizzy. As i stood up i realized i had sleept in my own piss. I could still smell alcohol in it. I tried to figure out where the hell i where in this dirty shithole of a city. As i walked around the dirty, piss smelling streets, the rain washed the cities dirt down my back, anus and down in the sewers. I finally found my office in an alley filled with trash, cockroaches and my own vomit. I was about to get some money from my safe but when i bent down to pick it up i shit my pants out of exhaustion. Tired, feeling shit sipering down my legs as i walked the streets i thought about what i should do next. Then! I spotted a red 1958 years cadillac eldorado aproaching me. A young woman sat in the drivers seat. She either had a case for me or she wanted to kill me. I was prepared for both.
— is it sherlock balls private eye? She asked. I said yes.
—here’s $10 for you to buy something to eat. $10? The day had only just begun i was already rich! My name is sherlock balls private eye and i just solved yet another case
