nein nicht der flammenwerfer

nein, nein, nein, wir brauchen die ganze Armee

what does ganze mean i just started learning german not that long ago

entire

danke schön

rufen sie die polezie

Oh ja, ja. Sehr gut >:)

You know, I have a friend who talks exactly like this, that you, Rambo?

Oh Nein. Ich neicht Rambo. I only know a little (like, maybe a few sentences and a couple extra words) German.

Nein, Fritz, wir brauchen eine Bombe

But when the girl is thirty and the guy is 40, THAT’S fine.

when the girl is 24 and the guy is 63, it's still fine

As long as they're both 18 or older, and both are consenting.

When the boy is 18 and the girl is 76-

The guy: Age is just a number
Literally every sane person: And so is a prison sentence

56 year old who want to date a 3 year old: Age is just a number.
Me: HOL' UP!!!

Age the 15 year old up 3 years, and I'll be ok.

The first two

nobody's gonna point out the fact that a jew isn't allowed to marry outside their religion?

Only religious Jews don't, thankfully I'm not religious

also because bacon tastes good

mmmmm bacon

I don’t eat bacon and it’s rlly annoying when ppl go ‘OMG YOU CANT EST BACON?? YOIRE MISSING OUT’ ;x;

Ok, do what you want. No one cares what you eat.

;#; ik i was just adding smth

… no?

"April 27 – Battle of Mactan: Ferdinand Magellan is killed in the Philippines. May – The Italian War of 1521–26 breaks out between Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, and Francis I of France. May 17 – Edward Stafford, 3rd Duke of Buckingham, is executed for treason in London."

- Wikipedia

ok your point?

IT HAPPENED IN BLOODY 1521 AND I KNOW ITS AGES BUT HISTORY

oh i get it now

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rlecPxHWkYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

WTF man, i was trying to make a joke

ha gottem