Diversity-hire-man to the rescue! Faster than a speeding leftist lie. More powerful than a WOKE assertion. Able to leap tall Virtue Signals in a single bound!
If I weren't so lazy I'd create a meme around this . . . but instead I release this idea to the public . . . because I'm just that kind of guy.
I LOST MY CHICAGO RE-ELECTION BID AS MAYOR BECAUSE THE SAME PEOPLE WHO VOTED ME IN BECAUSE I WAS A BLACK LESBIAN BECAME HATERS OF BLACK LESBIANS WHEN; CRIME SKY-ROCKETED THROUGH THE ROOF AS A RESULT OF MY SOFT ON CRIME POLICIES AND BECAUSE I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE MASSIVE NUMBERS OF BLACK ON BLACK MURDERS HAPPENING EVERY WEEK IN CHICAGO. SO REMEMBER AS I APPLY FOR A NEW JOB AT EITHER CNN OR MSNBC THAT THIS IS ALL THE FAULT OF THAT RACIST DONALD TRUMP AND ALSO WHITE CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST TERRORISTS. PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED WHEN I TOLD 'EM THAT CHICAGO WAS MAGA COUNTRY!
