I'm betting on the speckled one to win

My friend fed a seagull an Alka Seltzer because urban legend said the gull would explode! It ate the Alka Seltzer and then flew away. It didn't explode but occasionally would stop flapping its wings and shake like it was having a seizure. I really don't know how it ended for the gull, since it flew away.

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Me and my sister once threw a fry in the air and started Bird War 1

Lol+cursedcomments

I did the same thing with two Catholic priests, except I tossed an eight year old boy between them.

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min gud, how do you even get two catholic priests in the first place, and a random eight-year-old boy? HOW.

I was hoping the lot of you would understand that was a joke.

I think we all know its a joke though

once i took a vacation to niagara falls and my dad put a dorito out the window and ALL of the seagulls came for it. my dad was screaming and me and my sister were laughing soooo hard

I do that with toddlers too

lmao best comment I've seen all day

RULES OF NATURE

them fighting over the one chip challenge:

I did the same thing with 2 homeless guys once, but instead of a chip or an 8 year old, it was a penny.

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Rockin', rockin', and rollin'
Down to the beach, I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke at my head, not fun!
I said, "Seagulls, mm! Stop it now!"
Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach
Said, "Seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut"
And they did, and they did and they goin' like
Nothin' I could do but yell when these birds attacked me
When I tried to run I fell, and then these kids start laughin'
And then, hmm, got hit in the neck with a hacky-sack
Mm-hm, hm-hm where'd it come from? Hmm
Gotta run, run, run (jump)
I can be a backpack while you run
Run, run, run, jump, and stop!
Put me down
I love to groove and boogie, mm
Yea-a-a-ah (great)
Show you some dance moves! Mm!
(No, I don't want you to)
If I had your giant feet out there on the beach
Could've outrun those birds!
(You're a psycho wiener)
Let me grab my beater!
Stop it please
Don't hit me
Please
Don't hit me
C'mon man, quick that bangin'
Hey what's that stank?
(You put a fish in our basket)
Ho-ho-ho-ooh, yeah! I forgot I did that
(You owe me an apology)
Just hold your breath and see, when the time is right
Birds will fly at your face
Now run, run, run (jump)
I can be your backpack while you run!
Swing from a hairy vine
I can be your backpack while you climb!
Stand on one hand and lift
Rocks with your special gift
Run, run, run, jump, now breathe
That's good
Yeah, like that
Like that
(Weehoo)
One day I was walkin', and I found this big log
And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child"
Listen boy, someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
While you're lyin' there screamin'
"Come help me please" the seagulls
Poke your knees!
Stop it now!

Leave the f**kin seagulls be

Can you please look at all my images and react to them with a reply?

haha NO, bish. I'm not stupid like you.

Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhah

HAHAHA HAHAHAHA

No.

seagull 1 is named Donald Drump
seagull 2 is named Joe Jiden
the chip is from Election brand right?

let's not bring politics into this, please! :)

I'm not supporting either, I'm just saying that they fight for elections

ok👍

sorry.

but its a good joke!

thanks

yea

Yo yo

Goofy